Quick! Cover your eyes! It's the end of the world as we know it! It's not raining!
As a matter of fact, there is something huge and yellow in the sky.
It's radiating a heat and light that warms me from my toes to the now brown roots of my hair.
Never in my life have I had such a strong desire to go and lay down in a puddle of mud in the middle of our garden and slowly evaporate with the water...
Please stay, sun. Please stay.