She was serenaded by three moping dogs, two crying boys, and an angry princess who wouldn't budge from the couch to say a proper goodbye.
We couldn't get her to love stinky cheese while she was here but I do hope we succeeded in brainwash her enough to finally start calling 'soccer' by it's proper name.
If anyone wants to really torture her when she's back, just pop in Alicia Keys' "As I Am" or Sugarland's "Twice the Speed of Life" and hit repeat on songs 6, 1 and 2, respectively. She'll love you for it. I promise.
Mooster was also given a parting gift from Typhon, Anouk and Abaka: a harness.
She has no idea what's coming her way.
Now, it's time for me to actually try and clean up the room she and The Princess shared for the last three weeks before the next guests arrive at the Birth Control B&B. Wish me luck!