It started in September.
Somehow 6 dinner knives disappeared. I'm fairly confident they went into the dishwasher, but I never saw them come out. I searched the garbage cans, I searched under the furniture. Nada. And to this day, they are still unaccounted for.
The other thing I'm sensing as odd is that we are regularly finding rolls of toilet paper in the toilet. Full rolls. Sopping wet and horrible to catch with your bare hands. We'd just bought a new packet of 6 rolls the other day. We have 2 left. The others went for a 'swim.'
The third thing that it setting my mind a little more unease, is that everytime I pick up a toy, a book, some shoes, clothes, a drawing, I find the same said item thrown back on the floor within 10 minutes. It's as if I have a phantom tornado following me around the house.
Yes, a phantom. And it's going to be 2 in February.
5 comments:
well, I would be more worried that the phantom is now in possession of 6 knifes!
LOL!!!!!!! I'm just hoping he's forgotten where he's hidden them!!!
Hurricane Will!
We blame anything that goes wrong in our house on Lowly. He was the imaginary friend of our nephew Alex when he was younger. (Alex is now 18!)
I guess your culprit isn't imaginary, though. I would check his crib...
Maybe he's the same guy that keeps stealing those soocks out of my dryer. Can you see if he has 4 dozen unmatched socks hidden with those knives?
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