*6 kids in a little car. One of them farted about two minutes after we headed out on a 1/2 drive. There is no such thing as "fresh air" in January in farm country.
*Did you know that the carnival music in Dumbo is just as annoying in French as it is in English?
*It's a good thing that that nice man is here to do the plaster in the attic again. I just wish he didn't need to use a hammer and a buzz saw right above Rosebud's room.
*Who knew a boy of 3 and a boy of almost 4 could sound like a herd of elephants chasing a parrot through an airport on a set of stairs?
*Typhon only sings when he thinks no one is looking.
*The sound of my head exploding is roughly similar to the sound a wine bottle makes when you pull the cork out.
*Sitting in wet hay, petting three furry prisoners in lock down smells like victory. Dog shit all over your shoes doesn't.
*We really need to get rid of that piano.