What Not to Do When 9 Months Pregnant

There is nothing funnier than watching a woman 37 weeks pregnant trying to wrap her infected big toe in gauze.

Perhaps, had she been able to see the laces on her shoes more clearly, she would have actually made an effort to put them on yesterday morning and therefore not tripped up the stairs in front of the B&B, ripping off most of the skin that protects that bad boy from harm.

I just hope this heals before I have to go anywhere near the maternity unit. I just can't imagine how embarrassing it would be to be begging for an epidural only because I can't deal with the pain of accidentally hitting that toe on the bed.