I Never Realized Just How Busy She Was

"Once, when I was three, I got into the fridge and shut the door."

"Once, when I was three, I threw up and the dogs ate it."

"Once, when I was three, I watched a cartoon about Barbie, but I didn't like it."

"Once, when I was three, we went on vacation and I sat in the car. THE WHOLE TIME."

"Once, when I was three, I ate shrimp. I did! I really did!"

"Once, when I was three, I spoke Spanish for a whole day!"

"Once, when I was three, Valentin and Jeremie asked me to be their girlfriend. I didn't like them but I said 'yes' anyway."

"Once, when I was three, I blinked my eyes. I swear it's true! The assistant teacher saw me!"

"Once, when I was three, I did lots and lots of stuff."

There she stands. Hand on hip, beauty and conviction in her eyes. Conquer the world, Princess, you can do it.